湄公河一日遊－搭乘美托搖船！
今年因緣際會來到越南玩，其實是看到機票很便宜就來了….哈哈哈
這次到越南自助旅行，出發前看了好多遊記，當時就決定除了在市區喝咖啡跑景點外，還想要去湄公河看看，體驗美托的手搖船啦！
首先這邊先介紹我們的湄公河一日遊
說到越南一定會想到湄公河，就算沒見過本河！學生時代也應該背過吧
這次的行程不甚滿意，不過還是一次不錯的經驗！畢竟以後可以說嘴自己來過世界第十二大條的河啊
我這次有幸跟到朋友的團，讓我在這裡時不孤單^^
湄公河距離市中心要大約２～３小時的車程，自由行在這邊應該是不太可能的！
我們搭乘的船長這樣，裡頭就是簡單的座椅，看起來很在地吧XD
約15分鐘可以抵達麒麟島，導遊說這個船也可以搭到柬埔寨和馬來西亞喔，不過要好幾天就是了
實在很難想像在這樣的小船上搭好幾天
靠在船邊可以欣賞湄公河，但是看久了就覺得，摁…..好像也沒啥！哈哈哈哈
水真的蠻混濁的，坐船的時候要小心被樹葉及樹枝攻擊
OK！坐完船登陸後就開始進入業配主題，猛烈推銷但不強迫的購物行程
天氣真的很好呢！出發第一站囉GO！！！
第一關 蜂蜜茶的陷阱
想說走得那麼累，那麼熱還有下午茶的行程好貼心，結果只是一堆比辦桌喜酒還小的杯子裝了不是很純的蜂蜜
沃草…高溫三十幾度你要我喝熱茶？Excuse me?
就這樣一杯蜂蜜茶shot？我也喝不出是什麼味道，因為真的好熱，而且打開茶壺很多渣渣，感覺都沒洗
接著逛逛市集，市集裡有許多手工藝品，除了有傳統工藝小物，還有許多傳統服飾與編織布包，不過就是大同小異，每家店都賣著差不多的東西啦。
第二關 水果歌舞秀
看到水果很開心，覺得終於可以坐下來好好休息，這才像樣馬
沒想到一入口，全部是熱的！溫溫熱熱的！真的是吃不下去
接著就是約莫10分鐘的越南傳統音樂表演，後方有樂師伴奏，然後有多位人員合唱
職業倦怠的歌舞阿姨，唱的越南傳統歌曲不知道是我們不懂欣賞
還是他們真的唱到很膩，真的很像在出殯唸咒語
後來還有唱中文歌，是鄧麗君的經典歌曲喔！只是…少了靈魂、愉悅的表情
一邊吃水果一邊欣賞越南的傳統唱歌表演，音樂伴奏使用吉他和二胡
整體聽起來像早期的台語歌，雖然內容並不豐富但也誠懇。
而且唱到一半，工作人員居然拿了小籃子放在桌上….
籃子上的英文只有四個字，但我們臉都綠了
TIPS 小費 摁？溫熱的水果跟法會的歌曲還要收錢
真的好想馬上離開這貪婪之島喔哈哈哈哈哈
但是同時又跟同行友人笑得很開心 覺得這是一趟奇幻的旅程哈哈哈
不給又怕被留在島上划船 ，只好乖乖地掏錢（一點點就可以了）
第三關 傳統美托搖船
重頭戲登場，就是我們最期待的傳統手搖船體驗！一艘傳統小船可以乘坐四人，前後各有一位船夫。
穿梭河道間可以看到兩旁有農民的住家和小村落，大家也都是以手搖船穿梭在椰林中來來往往。
除了有載客的船隻，也有承載農作物的小船，可以真實看見當地農民的生活型態
話說有時候會有兩條船同時交錯通過，可能還會稍微撞一下喔，蠻有趣的XD
越看越覺得好像台南的綠色隧道喔哈哈哈
快到目的地的時候划船阿姨又開始要小費，而且不是爽給多少就給多少
是他的一口價～三萬五 ，還是三十五萬我也忘了 越南盾真的很難懂
第四關 最終關-無盡的椰子
工作人員純手工包裝超迅速，看著桌上滿滿的椰子糖突然有種好療癒的感覺～
雖然是真的很香啦，在台灣也有吃過，覺得很美味！但是來到這邊看這些阿姨妹妹，徒手捏油油的椰子糖
加上這邊的高溫快要逼瘋我，完全沒有想購買的意思
這個點大概停留15分鐘，主要應該是讓大家買些椰子糖的
不過導遊和當地工作人員都不會強迫購買，但會請大家試吃，有興趣的人再買吧！
無止盡的關卡，不會有人強迫你購物，但是等待別人購物的時間，也是蠻無聊的
個人是什麼都沒買啦，但是還是有蠻多人逛得很開心！所以這樣的行程見仁見智囉～
雖然途中一直被推銷、又被要小費當下有點生氣
但後來想想，那就是當地唯一的賺錢方法，就算了啦
和氣生財和氣生財哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
這篇給要來這裡玩的人打個預防針 ，有點心理建設才能玩得更開心唷
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